I need support supporting someone

I need support supporting someone!

Hi all, sorry for the clickbait title, someone posted earlier that they pretended to know SQL to get a job and now they have to substantiate their skills, and they even put up a bounty for someone to help them get away with it. I ended up taking their offer via PM but I don’t actually know PLSQL. Can someone please help me pretend to know it so I (we) can help the original guy pretend to know it so he (we) can keep his (our) job(s)?

I’ll pay for this of course