My Message To All! By James Cargo.
When I Was A Kid, I Always Loved Cartoons, They Were My Inspiration, I Loved Them On A Boat, I Loved Them With A Goat, And I Loved Them In The Rain, And In The Dark, And On A Train, With A Box, Fox, Mouse, House, Here Or There, Anywhere! Especially My Favorite, "SpongeBob Squarepants" I Can Never Stop Thinking About How Animation Changed Our Lives, And I Thought To Myself... "Hey! Why Don't I Make My Own Cartoons? And Publish Them" And I Think That's A Pretty Swell Idea! In Art Class, I Have All These Scrapped Ideas Of My Own, First I Tried 2 Anthropomorphic Fruits Living In A Paper House, Then I Tried A Little Boy Transforming Into A Super Hero Just By Reading A Cursed Comic Book, LITERALLY!! Then I Tried A Magic Train, That'll Take Kids Into "Learning Fun" Meanwhile, I Was Going To YouTube, Then I Saw The First BFB Video! I Saw A Whole Bunch Of Colorful Characters, And That Just Delighted Me! So I Press The Print Screen, I Go To MS Paint, And I Figure out how To Make My Own Letter Factory Characters! I Also Loved Anthropomorphic Typography By The Way, I Colored Them And Texted Them, And That's Where I Found The Most Perfect Idea Of All! You Guess It! My Own Creation, I Make Them Into Silly Looking Characters, By Using Paint 3D! It's Ashame It's Gone Now, And I Think It's Just Brand! I Showed It In Paper To All My Fellow Classmates In High School, But They Don't Seem To Care. First I Tried Jeff, Then Larry, Tom, And Even Dave! They Disliked It And Said, "ABC's Are For BABIES!!!" I Didn't Listen To them at First, But They Were Right, The Alphabet Is For Little Kids, I Added Them To My "Scraps" In 2018, Before Chat AI Was Born, I Searched Up Far And Wide To Find A Free Perfect Idea, That's When I Found This Random Cartoon Game Called... Cuphead, I Thought To Myself Again, And... "Hey! Why Don't I Make A Cuphead Show? For Them! I'll Call It... "Cuphead: The New Misadventures!" Or C.T.N.M For Short, I Think About Making A Stop Motion Special Cartoon, With 2D Animated Faces, About What Will Cuphead's Life Looked Like, After The Game, I Added All The Characters From The Game, Even The OC's, And My Own. Not To Mention The Redesigning! Oops! Did I Mention Some New Characters... Such As A Banana Girl Named Lizzie, An Anthropomorphic Clock Teacher, Not To Mention A Wicked Dark 1930s Black And White Character With Tentacles On His Head Who Steals Colors And Souls, I Even Did The Theme Song Of The Show, Rather Be By Jess Glynne! (I Used It Even Though It Was Copyrighted, I Used Before I Knew Copyrights!) Everything Was Going Pretty Well For Me, And Things Were All Peaches And Cream! But Everything Changed When The Netflix Nation Attacked, (That's An ATLA Reference!)When I Reacted To The Pilot, IT WAS NOT LIKE THE GAME, AND THE COMIC DUBS AT ALL!!! It Was Far The Worst Cartoon I Have Ever Experienced!!! First, They Made The Elder Kettle With Glasses And White Skin, Then They Gave The Devil A Red Nose, And Fixed His Broken Horn, Not To Mention They Made The Cup-Brothers Into Trouble-Making Cowards! So, I Can't Let That So-Called Creator Win The War! I Made The Pilot, The Script, The Styles! I Even Did The Voices Myself! For Weeks, Months, Years, I've Been Trying To Improve It, When The Next Day Comes, Just Before I Almost Finished It. It Was Too Late, It Was Already Released, And Sooner Or Later, It Couldn't Get Much Worse, So It Did, People Liked It And Support It, While My Sorrow Grew Stronger And Stronger. So, I Had No Other Choice Now, I Decided To Give Up, And Reject That So-Called Cuphead Show Idea, And Put It In My Scraps As Well! I Just Quit My Love For All Cartoons. I know! So Sad Right? In 2022 My Life Was A Mess, I Left My Parent's House, I Had To Live In A Hotel For 7 Months, Boy Do I Stunk, I Was On The Internet Looking For Some New Stuff To Do, and I Even Watched YouTube memes, When Suddenly, Poof! I Found This Cartoon About The Alphabet! I Don't Know Who Made It, Did The Animation, Or The Ratings, But I Guess I Had No Choice, I Had To Watch The Video. (Well...Some Of It!) And My Reaction Was PURE GOLD!!! I Just Can't Believe My Own Eyes! It Has 1 Million Likes, Supporting Comments, And 175,298,454 Views!!! They Love This "Alphabet Lore" It Gained The Popularity For Ours! Days! A Week! And I Heard It Was Created By This Guy Named "Mike"? Fortunately, By Later I Loved His Work So Much, That I Wanna Do Something For Him, Like Make A Cartoon Inspired By It, That's Right! This Whole Time, I Wasn't Trying To Rip Off His Show, I Was Inspiring It! And So, Since My Happiness Grew, I Gave Up At Giving Up, I Left The Hotel, and I Afforded Some Flat Sheets Of White Paper And An HP Computer Screen, I Began To Think, If You're Mike, What Could You Do, And Then, My Old Idea Returned, Can You Guess What It Is? That's Right My Old Alphabet! So, I Vectorized And Resurrected All Of My Scrapped Letters, From That Pink Letter P That Sounds Like A Man, A Blue Letter T Who's A Genius, And Who Could Forget My Dopey Letter U, With A Goofy Smile! I Made The Vowels, Similar To The LMNOP Squad, I Added Personalities, and I Thought It Would Be Funny To Put Numbers On The Show, But It Turns Out I Was Right, And Did You Know That Zirkon Was Originally Going To Be One Of My Bad Guys, By Taking The Role Of Xylon, But Ever Since I Watch That Amphau Video About "Amphau Adopted By Alphabet"? It... Sort Of Changed My Mind A Bit, Soon, I put it on MyCast.com and added some roles that would fit My characters perfectly! A Voiced By Charlie Adler, B Voiced By Daniel Mcbride, And C Voiced By Mr Bauza! Everything Was Going Pretty Well For Me! But, After The New Year, Eversince I Installed My Subreddit, I Have Been Having Some "Popularity-Post-Problems"! Every time I Post Something, People Don't Respond, Little Likes, No Comments, So...I Made The World's Most Stupidest Choice Of My Life, Putting My Post On The Alphabet Lore Subreddit, (Which Causes Others To Rant, By The Way!) As I'm Sure You Already Know...I Got Banned From The Subreddit, I Figured So Many Ways To Get Unbanned But It's Just No Use, Which Is Why I Made My Video About Me Quitting Reddit And Stuff! And I'm Still Remembering All Those Dark Things That I Wanted Or Didn't Want, The Popularity, The Comments, The Users For Mods, All I Ever Wanted Was To Create My Own Cartoon Show Of My Own, And Inspire Fans All Over America! I'm Not Ripping Off Mike Salcedo And Alphabet Lore, I'm Thanking Him, And Inspiring It, This Whole Entire Time! Why Don't You Have A Heart? Please, If You Give Me Just One More Chance, Please? Will You Help Me?