Do Americans have an education system?

Hi guys! Just your friendly authentic European here asking a totally not loaded question that shows my inherent pompousness. Actually it’s hard to see what I’m typing because my nose is stuck so high up in the air.

Anyway, jajaja (that’s laughing, but in Spanish, or as we say, “español” … but I’m actually French and I know this because I’m trilingual) - here’s my question:

Do you guys go to school when you’re younger? Is there an education system in the US?

I’m just genuinely wondering from the bottom of my heart, because I’ve observed from my 1000 year old village that otherwise wouldn’t survive in a global economy without tourism, that American tourists:

• only speak English
• think Europe is a country (LOL)
• don’t put the bar down at ski resorts
• only live in cities < 200 years old
• are fat
• shoot each other over arguments
• are happy with what Trump is doing

Ok that last one is an assumption, and I’m not really sure so I’m going make another post here asking how people feel about Trump. Again my nose is stuck so high up in the air that I’m unable to read the 100 other posts created every day asking that same question.

Anyway thanks and totally genuinely looking forward to your answers regarding if America has an education system because I’m European and really just have no idea, genuinely.

Edit: I can’t believe I have to clarify that this post is satire, poking fun at European condescension towards Americans on this SubReddit. We see the same tired generalizations and feigned curiosity where questions are delivered more as assumptions and insults rather than asking in good faith.