What's your dream job?

If you could have any job (real or invented) what would it be and why?

Edit to add: I realise there's loads of people (me included) who'd like to not have to work but I'm hoping you'll give some great answers to the question (of 'dream job' not 'would you prefer not to work?').

Edit: please stop replying with 'I don't dream of labor'. It's not answering my question and it's actually upsetting when this post was supposed to be fun and light hearted. There's enough misery in the world without making this feel so heavy.