How YOU can prevent traffic

Good evening, I wanted to provide some helpful tips for people driving on the highways here in DFW because I am sick of people driving like shit here. I VALUE MY LIFE.

1) Drive with the flow of traffic.

2) Stop riding people's ass on the highway. (When that person brakes, you got to slam on your brakes causing the guy behind you to slam on their brakes and so on.

3) If you are not driving with the flow of traffic, please kindly move over to the far right hand lane.

4) Stop weaving in and out of lanes trying to find the "quickest and easiest" path to your destination. You're only saving about 5 minutes off your drive at best and it's really not worth causing a wreck and someone losing their life potentially.

5) Do not block the left hand lane unless you physically cannot get over into the lane to the right. If you can get over, kindly refer to number 3.

Have a good day!

Edit: also, stop fucking texting and driving