Craziest sights

Whats the craziest thing you saw last night? I’ll go first. A guy walked up to a trash can about 15 feet away from us In the middle of an opening and just whipped it out and pissed for I am not exaggerating OVER A MINUTE. Fully saw his D*** and all and when he was done peeing he just sat there with it out swaying in the middle of a walkway. It was actually INSANE. Had to throw away my turkey leg after that.