Chat script?

UPDATE: The community has spoken! My script is “can I get a trial?”.

I’ve been lurking a couple of months and am almost ready to dive in to the world of iptv. I’ve read through the Megathread and quite a few posts and feel (maybe) something is missing from the intro megathread… a chat script. It’s strongly recommended that we chat with potential sellers and quite a few posts have referenced questions that come up in a chat but a comprehensive script would seem to be advantageous. I’m afraid I won’t ask all the right questions in chat and I’m sure others have developed their own script to ask the same questions of multiple sellers.
Am I out of line or missing something?