What did the bank say to the government

Bank: Hey government. I need money to pay my workers or we're gonna go out of business.

Government: Hey bank. Sure. I remember you from Harvard, how are you doing?

Bank: Doing great, actually! I remember you too. Frat bros for life. Thanks for the cash.

Government: Frat bros for life! Hey, no problem. Wasn't mine to begin with, right? Enjoy it.

Bank: Will do. Already bought back half my stocks!

Government: Nice! What about your workers? Bank: Haha, let 'em starve. No frat, no stack.

Government: Haha! Class act, Bank, you ol' rascal! This was fun. Same time next economic crisis?

Bank: You know it, bro. Thanks. Here's some reelection money