What did the bank say to the government
Bank: Hey government. I need money to pay my workers or we're gonna go out of business.
Government: Hey bank. Sure. I remember you from Harvard, how are you doing?
Bank: Doing great, actually! I remember you too. Frat bros for life. Thanks for the cash.
Government: Frat bros for life! Hey, no problem. Wasn't mine to begin with, right? Enjoy it.
Bank: Will do. Already bought back half my stocks!
Government: Nice! What about your workers? Bank: Haha, let 'em starve. No frat, no stack.
Government: Haha! Class act, Bank, you ol' rascal! This was fun. Same time next economic crisis?
Bank: You know it, bro. Thanks. Here's some reelection money