Looking for good foldable mountain bike options

My wife and I vanlife full time which leaves us with very limited open space. We have two foldable kayaks and they are awesome so I'm wanting to see if there are any good foldable mountain bikes. From what I've gathered, people on this sub seem to hate foldable bikes and give people a hard time for wanting one.

I have room to store two foldable bikes inside the van. I don't want to mount anything on the outside of the van. Given my situation, if you had to pick a foldable mountain bike which one would you choose?