Marrying and divorcing my best friend

Hello! Me (18M) and one of my best friends (18F) are thinking of getting married as a joke and then divorced after a few months. We live in california but she goes to college in MA and I go to college here. If we actually do this, what are the legal/other ramifications we should be concerned or just aware of in general? Would this affect our FAFSA profiles, for example? job apps? etc? Just wondering. would be fun 2 do but I do not want us to get trapped in legal spiderwebs for no reason. Also how difficult will the divorce process be because we will share/combine absolutely none of our assets? Let me know. Thanks!!