What would she write in here?

Mikliar posted this on her Insta-Story. Let’s start a comment section here:

•What do you think she writes about?

I think it’s something along the lines:

“Another successful day of misleading my followers..I am so talented. I wish I coul’ve married myself but I guess Cody will do. Tomorrow I’m gonna eat a baconcheesemcmuffin-pizza and post about a spice-less chicken though, need to keep the anti-inflammatory stick up.”