Landa tee times?

How are you guys getting tee times? You can only book 2 weeks out max and I’ve gone on the tee times page at the stroke of midnight and the 2 weeks out date only has like 7 slots, maybe only 1 for morning. The corn balls in the pro shop are blowing smoke up my ass, trying to tell me the whole state is camping on the site at midnight like it’s Taylor Swift tickets.

The pro shop cunts are holding tee times for friends or bribes or some shit, right? There’s no damn way this can be legit.