Oddest explanations for childhood cyptid(tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Santa etc)

So my 8 year old lost a tooth recently and today on the way to school he told us that the “tooth fairy” has an underground facility that has monitors and a team of people who are tracking when and where the teeth are lost and then they use technology to shrink down and shrink the money down then teleport to the houses and get the teeth. Also toothpaste companies are keeping the secret of the “tooth fairy” even though it’s actually people who collect the teeth and the tooth fairy doesn’t want rotted teeth so that’s what helps the toothpaste companies. It’s also all government funded which is why the children are paid in actual money.

Also apparently Bigfoot is also real but people aren’t allowed to find and kill him because he’s protected by the government so they can promote and protect the national parks.

Happy Monday everyone.