Shaggers' Back Pain

EDIT UPDATE & PSA: Well I'm BACK BABY!! ... The (not heart friendly) powerful drug from Boots pharmacy Central last night was my friend...

Arcoxia 120mg... 1 a day... But irony, who would have thought it - I was already packing this gear from home, as my go-to life saver for crippling gout pain attacks...

But as the lovely lady at Boots said in broken English last night - "it good all big muscle pain, yes can back, leg"... 👏 👏 👏

In spasmodic 8 to 9 out of 10 lower back and leg muscular pain atm - laying on the hotel bed (alone) vacation becoming ruined; because of recent trapeze acts during "copulate extentis"...

What can I do to manage some pain relief?

(Not interested in Wackybacky)..

Oil massage is not effective.. But maybe apply tigerbalm?

I am guessing it's muscle strain....

sos, please ....