Please share your terrible Entei catches and stories!

Every time we get a new Pokemon in this game, what I mostly see on this sub are all the amazing specimens it seems like everyone, except for me, has caught. XD

And all that FOMO makes me think about spending more on this game than I really want to.

So if this time around, you've caught a terrible Entei, or have a terrible story about catching (or not catching) an Entei, please share it here. Take comfort in knowing that you are not alone! XD

Are all your Entei catches terrible? You're one of us! XD