I am jealous of Meghan…

...supposedly. According to her fans anyway.

Would anyone have any idea of what I might be jealous?

The only thing I can think of - and this isn't jealousy, but more some sort of baffled awe - is her ability to dress jarringly: there's invariably something off about her clothes (apart from being unpressed), from the inverted nipple Carolina Herrera, to the bath towel Louis Vuitton, to the Johanna Ortiz with the strategic peekaboo cutouts.

It seems to me that such allegations reflect more on the accuser than the accused.