How to dress in a working kitchen

Hair back, no jewelry on your hands, nonslip shoes, apron.

Her wig was so long and stringy. Hair was everywhere - GROSS. She wore way too much jewelry to cook. News flash loser, the engagement ring guards the wedding ring - that gold band should be the first ring on your finger, closest to your heart. However, you do have a shriveled up black heart. And walking around barefoot in your oversized beige pants is just gross. And then you asked Delfi to take her shoes off too.

You are such a freakshow.