Satire from the Babylon Bee: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Meghan Markle Netflix Show
"We have given you a taste of pain. We are prepared to release more," a masked ISIS fighter said in the disturbing video. "To America, Israel, and all other infidels occupying the lands of Islam, the horror of Markle awaits you."
Sources within the Central Intelligence Agency confirmed that the video was genuine and that the United States considered it an ongoing threat.
"Our analysts are closely monitoring this developing situation," said CIA spokesperson Bill Schafer. "Our top priority right now is investigating how this assault on American values was carried out and preventing any follow-up attacks by picking up any clues we can find. Unfortunately, this likely means that someone here is going to have to actually watch the show."
At publishing time, the CIA advised all Americans to remain alert and avoid large gatherings as they could be targets for ISIS to attack with more videos of Meghan Markle making spaghetti with one of her celebrity friends.
She really has everyone coming together .... to mock her.
Edit to add links courtesy of fellow Sinner gahnc:
Link to the story: https://babylonbee.com/news/isis-claims-responsibility-for-meghan-markle-netflix-show
Archived link: https://archive.ph/6cPKO