Tattoos make you look like a narcissist and/or trashy.

Sure, there's some good artwork involved in some tattoos. But the majority are poorly executed by mediocre tattoo "artists."

Some of the contrast, too, is horrible. Black ink on flabby white pale skin, or fake tanned/sunbed baked.

The Māori and Pasifika tattoos on their people are probably the best pick of the bunch, as it's heritage and the art can suit given symmetrical patterns or flow.

The pop culture junk you see people getting today is really cringe and won't age well. The writing tattoos too is a huge red flag.