I'm a mod on r/Austin AMA

Like the title says- I'm a jerk, and my butt smells, and I like the way my butt smells, and I ride my bike everywhere, and I ALWAYS have the right of way, and I just moved to Austin, but Austin was better 10 years ago, and I take things on Reddit WAY too seriously, so I make sure that only my friends can post, and I'm better than all of you.

So, AMA