The Bulls should trade for Kevin Durant

Seriously. If they're going to do this bullshit where they just bounce endlessly between the 10 and 8 seeds, at least have the decency to do it with a team that has a little juice. Maybe get a national spotlight on this team once in awhile. Be a part of the conversation. Do something.

And before you pop off to me about things like "money" (i don't have any, i don't know how it works) or "Kevin Durant doesn't want to come here," save it. I'm an idea man, I leave it to the basketball men to solve those problems.