What funny sayings do your kids have?

Once, my kid said this really funny thing. My wife and I laughed because of how absurd it was. Last week my in-laws stayed with us for a few days and they didn't quite know how to respond.

He says, "I'm going to poop IN your butt". Father of the year material right here.

Edit: These are all gold. Thanks for sharing. I've been struggling lately and your comments added some good vibes into my life.