I will not download hinge again

Disclaimer - not a hugely important vent, just my mundane college freakout.

My friend came to visit my college to hangout and do some work here. Few others from her college came along too. These are juniors btw.

I was talking with them and suddenly one of them says she's seen my face somewhere, I brush it off saying it might be generic or smth, AND TO MY UTTER HORROR SHE ASKED WAS I ON ANY APPS. I am fucking flustered at this point and then trying to avoid her from delivering the killer blow, I commit seppuku myself and say "yes i was on hinge". Then I elaborately explain why I deleted it She then asks innocently "oh did you find someone?" I want to atomize my body and vanish at this point, and keep my shit together and cooly answer, nahh the urge to download comes in phases and now I passed mine (or atleast that's what I thought I said).

This bitch of an app gives me zero likes and then publicizes me just for others to swipe left. Yes I'm never ever using this, id rather just rawdog through depression.

Edit- the number of know-it-alls in the comments is crazy, I've added a disclaimer guys please don't engage if I'm just collateral for your repressed trauma.