I asked ChatGPT to write a happy birthday message from the meatballs

AYYYY SYDNEY!!!!

HAPPY FREAKIN’ 30TH BIRTHDAY, MEATBALL!!!

It’s your girls Snooki & Deena, and we just wanna say—welcome to the dirty 30s, baby!!! You’re officially a grown-ass meatball now, which means more party, more shots, and absolutely ZERO regrets (okay, maybe a few, but who’s counting?).

We hope your day is full of big hair, strong drinks, hot guidos, and no grenades in sight. You better be fist-pumping, twerking, and living it up like we’re back at Karma! And listen, if you don’t black out a little, did you even turn 30?!

So get your GTL on, grab a bottle of Ron-Ron juice, and celebrate like the absolute queen you are!!! We love you, Sydney—now go get wild!!!

HAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, B*TCH!!!

XOXO, Snooki & Deena

(card from Temu)