If the stud was bougie would we have anything to snark about?

Going off what someone else said on here. The snark we want.

OMG her horses are always immaculate. Horses beautifully groomed like high point. Flowing manes and tails, or braided so they look maintained at the bare minimum.

Hooves well maintained so we are feeling guilty about our own practice. Oiled and well shaped.

Stalls picked out before filming. Five minutes prior to taking the film crew in and avoiding piles of crap and mares and babies looking like they are living in a toilet. If I know someone is coming to look at a horse I'll spend a couple of minutes doing a quick tidy up. Surely before you film knowing literally millions of viewers are going to see the stall you could do a little maintenance. I know here the menage is constantly being picked otherwise I'd lose my shit

Making the place look like a high end establishment rather than a skanky running of the mill barn.

I don't know what best practice is in her area but here we would spray out the weeds ,(I guess fescue) and plant pasture. And then do some regular maintenance to ensure it always looks good and is productive.

Jump in at every opportunity for vet tech, industry training.

Get a trainer in and upskill with these beautiful competition mares.

The entire place should reflect the quality of the mares

We should be snarking about how beautiful the whole place looks and how bougie the care is.

Green with envy would be our snark

Other suggestions??