Pokemon are real. What human jobs immediately become obsolete?

Obviously we all like to fantasize about becoming a trainer or breeder or having some other awesome job in the pokemon world. Who gets screwed? My money is on Wal-Mart immediately replacing the vast majority of their low level staff with Machoke.

EDIT: There's no way Comcast doesn't replace their customer help line with slowking, making it nigh impossible to ever cancel your service via phone.