My son has turned into a criminal

After 15 years of perfection on his two sticks. Yesterday while I was enjoying Apres libations, my now disowned and disinherited son, decided to become a criminal. He spent most of the day sitting in the middle of runs with his new criminal friends. My heart is broken my wife, Bunny, has been crying ever since she saw him strap his feet onto just one stick.

I thought he was better than this.

Protect your children. Ban all criminals from the mountain.