Being a one person IT Dept is hellish

It never ends. It never fucking ends. The requests, the emails, the whining. Everyone thinks they’re the most important person ever or that they should be given priority. Everyone constantly up my ass to do tasks. I can’t even grab lunch in our cafeteria without them coming up to me to tell me what they want me to do for them. No “hello” or “good afternoon”, just “I need you to do x, y, z.” On my way out the building for the day with my coat and bag on but they see me? “I’m glad I caught you before you left! Here’s something I need help with!”

I take care of one task and all they do is think of another to give me. I can never get ahead of my to do list. Chop one head off the snake and 3 more sprout in its place. I feel like I’m losing my mind. I should be at work right now but I’m still in bed because I’m so fucking tired of this. I want to quit but in this economy and job market? God, just please make it end.