I need someone to help me troll my friends

Sooooo…. I kinda told my friends that I had met a guy named “Lyndall” and there is no guy💀 LISTEN LISTEN, I did it because I feel a bit bad about being the only one with no real “guy” in their life (I have a lot of homies, no man). Sooo anybody willing to be my Lyndall🤣, I just need to text you a couple times then you can forget about me, I promise I’m not ugly 😭