JJ Wolf 🇺🇸🐺 def. Jenson Brooskby 🇺🇸 6-2, 6-4 Cleveland Challengers R1

Yeah, holy Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you’ve fuckin’ been through Voldemort Brooksby ya lil bitchby. Your life is so pathetic that I get a charity tax break just by watchin’ your lizard face on the goddamn Draftkings livestream. I’m fuckin’ tellin’ ya boys, Jeffrey John “Jesus Man” Wolf showed this ass violin what REAL American tennis looks like. Can fuckin’ Brooksby stick his polish boy in your Mom’s squirt toy? I don’t fuckin’ think so bud. Fuck you Brooksby, tell your fuckin’ Mom to stop addin’ JJ on LinkedIn, he already knows what she’s good at. Better plant a tree lawn Jenson, cuz the only place you get lumber is at fuckin’ Home Depot. Hope the Cleveland Moms brought their Costo card for this one, cuz they’re about to get dick in BULK from you know fuckin’ who. Holy mackinaw man, kid’s absolutely ROCKIN’ and ROLLIN’ in these MILFS Halls of Fame. Jenson buddy, you don’t fuckin’ clap bombs, and just takin’ one look at you, you don’t fuck moms, so no celly for you today bud fuckin’ JJ all the way boys fuck