sex tourists slaps girl in Philippines
Idiot cuts himself
Guy in Birmingham tries to stab someone... gets tasered instead
Warning: fingers are gone
A Hate-Date App that matches you based on your shared dislikes.
Up in Smoke
Man stuck on the fence
A library dating service called “The Missing Page”. All the books have the last page torn out.
A shitty Genie that takes $100’s
Wind powered fans
Deja Vu radio. Good luck trying to remember that song.
She took gymnastics for 16 years
Man vs. oncoming traffic
Protest in Belgrade today!
Empty water bottle is keep-uppity-ed back onto the pile
Make a vinyl record out of the groove of your fingerprint.
Well, that’s one way to make an impression…
The sleep roulette alarm clock!
Schrödingers List: A self destructing list that makes your tasks both knowable and unknowable at the same time.
Put actual sprites in sprite. Put actual coke in coke. Put actual rocks in rockstar.
Gravity: 1, Man: 0
Socks should be worn inside out. Keeps the smooth part against your skin and the rougher stitched part against the shoe.
Biker’s Leg Snapped In Half
A stroke should be rebranded as a “brain attack”, because it is, and people would understand better.
Matador gets gored in a sensitive spot as he tries to slaughter bull - Emilio Macías - Aftermath
