If 5 minutes of showering leaves you fresh for 1 day, 35 minutes leaves you fresh for 7 days??? Does that constitute "neckbeard logic?" If that isn't a neckbeardly way to think, then I don't know what it is!
Why do mod comments often have locks on them so that we're not able to reply to said mod comments?
An apparent neckbeard thinks that if showering for 5 minutes keeps him fresh for 1 day, since 5*7=35, a 35-minute shower should keep him fresh for 1 week.
OP over at r/Hygiene thinks that if showering for 5 minutes keeps him fresh for 1 day, since 5*7=35, a 35-minute shower should keep him fresh for 1 week.
Fucking badass
EN: If there can be a Sven if there is a Seven, is there a Hven if there is a Heaven? SV: Om det kan finnas en Sven om det finns en Seven, finns det en Hven om det finns en Himmel?
What names are so old, like as in older than "Elmer," that it's pretty much a guaranteed assumption that everyone with that name has since died of old age?
Why do my heels of my feet still not look clean despite having showered tonight?
YSK Progressive can and does use your driving data from their insurance device attached to your OBD-2 diagnostic port, to make a decision on whether to renew your insurance policy, alongside providing premium discounts for good driving habits.
Do you / your ship get heat damage from flying too close to a star nowadays?
A group of IP vandals tried to make "Monte Giappone" into some kind of persistent vandalistic meme on the Italian Wikipedia. All the articles would say was "Benvenuto a Monte Giappone!" (Welcome to Mount Japan!)
Why was Ricky's Life - Idle Tuber taken off the Play Store?
Is there, or has there ever been such a person as a "'popular' special needs student?"
What's the most expensive item you've bought with the intention of keeping it for life?
Remember the Fruit Machine Bug that was discovered by TNT in December 2001? Well, what other benevolent bugs were abused by the players for their own personal gain?
To the middle school women of r/GenAlpha - if a second grader pulled on your back-pockets...
Why is this downmarket Toyota (AKA a Scion) called a "TURD" with a dropped U? Self-deprecating much?
Why is this car called a "TURD" with a dropped U? Self-deprecating much?
Why is Asperger's considered an offensive term?
The Sonic I picked up from was at the truck stop my customer parked his semi at! Ever had a weird order like this? How did you deal with it?
If DD sends this to everyone, why am I always tripping in the dark?!?
Why are Koreans depicted as sticks in the Chinese propaganda cartoon Year Hare Affair?
