What's cocaine like?
Liz, are you getting enough Vitamin C? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it?
We prefer the term "adultophobe"
I shot myself in my own head!
In the 80s patient “George” with severe OCD shot himself in the head attempting suicide. Rather than killing him, the bullet destroyed the part of his brain responsible for OCD.
The only "but" we speak of tonight, is the butt of the human ass
"Hey Diane, it's Tracy Jordan. Sorry about what I said" - "Well okeydokey!"
Stay around, we've got our no-cook cooking hair make-unders... it's new haircuts, but you can make salads with them
Vertical integration: They opened up a soft pretzel place right behind the dispensary
They opened up a soft pretzel place right behind the dispensary
So... what you wanna do?
You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished. Now, I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people during Operation Desert Storm. I actually wrote a report on it, but my commander refused to pass it up to Saddam.
Very wool
Cat loves wool sweater
WTF is this painting in Jack's office???
I'm sorry I'm a real woman, and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond
Favorite Song Written Within A Sitcom
For god's sakes, if we can put an ear on a mouse's back, we can certainly make a peacock immortal
Whatchu wanna order for lunch today?
Apparently a lot of fans don't consider season 2 part of the golden age, which I don't understand. It's not the funniest season, but it has a lot of heart, and I the more down-to-earth aspects. And it's pretty funny sometimes.
Girl, I don't even have the energy to tell you what's happening here, so read my face:
This ain't Chicago honey, look at these people
My favorite Homer face ever, possibly my favorite frame of the show, period. Post your favorite here. I like stories.
If we're just going by sheer volume of quotables then "Bart vs. Australia" is the greatest Simpsons episode of all time
Yo soy Jack
"Oh, I knew you would do this - take a happy moment and ruin it, just like you did when I won that scholarship at my high school graduation" - "IT SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE OTHER BOY!"
Now that I'm a fashion designer, I'm an octuple threat: reality star, actress, singer/songreader, perfumist, IBS survivor, best-selling author of a book I didn't write, catchphrase-coiner... "I'll take that with cheese!"... Well they don't all work
Episode 4 Spoilers No Context
