Monday can be a drag if you let it.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
The librarian made the vampire leave the library after catching him draining a victim in the stacks
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How many efficiency experts does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Winter Solstice is the most favorite holiday of midgets.
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55 more days

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
Why did the pregnant blonde call DoorDash when her water broke?
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Tools of the trade

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
Why aren't engineers more vocal about having doctorates?
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Well, well, well. Meg remembers.
The official unofficial subreddit for the game Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff, a character collecting & city building game by TinyCo/Jam City, which started in April 2014. You can collect items and characters to build up your very own Quahog, plus new multiversal lands such as Evil Stewieland.
Well, well, well. Meg remembers.

A subreddit dedicated to the TV show *Family Guy*.
A metaphor to think about.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
Baba Yaga checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jokes, pictures, and anything that has to do with Chuck Norris that is worth a laugh or a chuckle.
Why is childbirth so painful for women?
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Survival tip: always take a deck of cards with you when hiking in the wild.
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What does a good dad say to friends, family, and coworkers he sees on August 1st?
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I overheard my roommate telling a joke during a zoom meeting, but no one laughed.
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The Exception Paradox

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
A man rode a bull through the swinging doors into a saloon (Biblical response)
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Why is the mascot for Kool-aid, the Kool-aid Man, red?
r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.
Beyond imaginary numbers (Information Science, not information technology)
Let's all go to the movies!

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
It's nothing really

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭: Awesome Quotes • Philosophy • Consciousness • Spirituality • Enlightenment • Realization/Insight • Brain Science • Psychology • Self-Improvement • Hypnosis • Positivity 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 - Our vision is to cultivate a village where curiosity is encouraged and wisdom can be questioned, explored, and expanded with humor and good will; Inspiring each other to think a little deeper about the Things Worth Thinking About
Four years ago with a new camera

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I didn't see someone wearing camouflage clothes the other day.
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Best answered out loud
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.