A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.
Celebrate both life and death as a happy event
So many of us are (I'm one too), and we don't even realize it.
Remember, puns on St Patrick's day don't just shame you...
I am biased towards pho
Happy birthday Albert!
When asked by the doctor what his pain level was, the old mathematician answered,
If the USA is so great
Which 80s movie character was the most magnetic?
In the epsiode Raging Bully, How did phineas lose to buford in thumb wrestling?!
I had a friend who claimed to be a man trapped in a woman's body
"Well that sex scene was necessary"
You can pick a single line from a comedy film that you think everyone will be able to identify it from. What line do you choose?
First Pun here
On growing older
Did you know skeletons are known for being messy?
If 69 is a position, what is 68?
Who remembers the SS Warrimoo?
If two Vegans get pissed off at each other, are they having a beef?
My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony
What is your most obscure but frequently used P+F quote?
It's actually quite crowded at the top
Does Anyone Have Xmasland or Loveland?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit show up to donate blood.
Grandma was kicked out of produce store..
