im too baked to make a witty title. this is a patty melt.
Show me your sleepy pups.
Cool Onion Facts!
I allowed her on the bed once, now she thinks she owns it
Would love some BOOPS!
Real authentic Italian carbonara
Guess what is cooking
Just went grocery shopping, who am I?
My new peniscil
My boy's tongue typing device
Roast his fat hump!!
When you are too stoned too cook anything that requires effort throw a brick of feta into the over with some cherry tomatoes, garlic, onion, olive oil, and some herbs
Grandparents said they had a spare laptop. Got home and unzipped a laptop from 1990.
Mmph 🥵🥵🥵
I asked for onions, not the whole head LOL
I’m Jaxon. I like to eat poo and fart on people
Juicy Pineapple Teriyaki Chicken with Rice
Poppy
Who is my doppelgänger?
My boy Thanos!
Roast my beautiful perfect angel, Bandit.
Who does my bf look like 🤔
Roast Busta, the 18.5year old JackShiht street dog
Mama dog says Happy Sunday! And plz boop the snoot....
Bold move cotton
Hector needs pre-dental work boops! 🦷
Found this mysteriously destroyed leaflet. It almost looks like a bite mark 🤔
